The Queens, the Scapegoats, and the “Sh@t Show” They Didn’t See Coming: Why Pam Bondi & Tulsi Gabbard Are Spinning Lies About Obama
Dearest Gentle Reader,
Just as the royal ball in Bridgerton Season 3 dazzled with gasps and gowns—where Queen Charlotte staged a royal reveal of Lady Whistledown, only to protect Penelope Featherington’s truth—Washington, D.C. is now hosting a far less elegant performance. This one, unlike the Queen’s, is no tale of grace and loyalty. It is a full-blown political sh@t-show—choreographed not by royalty but by the Trump camp, with Pam Bondi and Tulsi Gabbard playing starring roles in a drama built on distraction.
The Misdirection Begins
At the heart of this latest controversy are two familiar faces: Tulsi Gabbard and Pam Bondi. Together, they’ve launched a new attack—not on facts, not on truth—but on former President Barack Obama. Their strategy? Use inflammatory rhetoric and smoke-screen accusations to shift attention away from one of the most explosive stories threatening to rock Trump’s political base to its core: the Epstein files.
Bondi’s Trouble With the Truth
Pam Bondi is under fire from Trump’s own MAGA loyalists for what some see as a massive mishandling—or deliberate suppression—of the Jeffrey Epstein documents. According to Yahoo News, even Speaker Mike Johnson and Rep. Thomas Massie are demanding transparency. Bondi, once seen as a Trump darling, is now being blamed for protecting names allegedly hidden in the sealed Epstein documents—names that may include Trump himself.
One anonymous House Republican even admitted, "She has very little time to turn this around." No surprise then, that Bondi is scrambling to invent headlines and shift focus—from Trump’s potential role in sex trafficking to bogus attacks on President Obama.
Tulsi Gabbard’s Distracting Drama
Enter Tulsi Gabbard. Suddenly vocal again, she's resurrecting old conspiracies and throwing them at Obama. These accusations were so ludicrous that even Obama’s typically quiet team had to respond. “These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction,” said Obama spokesperson Patrick Rodenbush.
Meanwhile, Ned Price, former CIA analyst and National Security Council member under Obama, wrote a piece for Fox News warning Americans about Gabbard’s “dangerous distraction” and her revisionist history of the 2016 election. Why Fox? “Because that’s where the fire of disinformation is raging,” Price admitted.
The Real Agenda: Protecting Trump
This isn’t political debate. It’s a desperate campaign of misdirection. President Obama, admired globally for his dignity and integrity, has again become the convenient scapegoat. Why? Because Trump’s allies know that if his name is indeed in the Epstein documents, this could destroy what's left of his legacy. The goal: distract the public at all costs.
From Viewer to Witness
Dearest reader, I confess—I once admired both Gabbard’s independence and Bondi’s bravado. But what they’re doing now is political theater of the worst kind. Unlike Queen Charlotte’s ballroom ruse to protect Penelope, this show has no nobility. It’s about diverting accountability, not defending truth.
What’s Hiding Behind the Curtain?
If Bondi truly told Trump that his name appears in the Epstein documents—then we must ask: what else is she hiding? Why the delay in releasing the truth? Why silence from the DOJ? And why revive old lies about Obama unless it’s to smother an emerging truth?
Time to See the Real Scandal
Let’s not be fooled. The loudest lies are often screams meant to drown out a very real truth. President Trump is a convicted felon. He led an attempt to overthrow the government after losing an election. And now, there are rumors his name appears in documents tied to underage sex trafficking. That’s the story. That’s the fear. That’s why Bondi and Gabbard are spinning lies like desperate dancers at a crumbling ball.
Closing Thoughts
So, dear reader, remember: when someone starts a “sh@t-show,” it usually means they’re hiding something. Tulsi and Pam aren’t revealing a scandal—they're protecting one. And while Penelope Featherington had Queen Charlotte to protect her, we must protect our democracy—with truth, accountability, and vigilance.
Yours truly,
The Real Whistledown of Washington